Man keeps McDonald's burger for 14 years, for some reason
A lunatic called David Whipple has kept a McDonald's burger for 14 years.
The 63-year-old said: "It sat in my coat pocket for a year or two after it sat in my truck. When we discovered it, we were like, 'Oh my gosh, I can't believe it looks the same way!'"
The burger showed no signs of mould, but was solid as a rock. Other than that, it was ostensibly preserved. Of course, boohooing foodies will see this as a beacon to why fast food is so awful, but obviously, this is a miracle of modern food science. Apart from the disintergrated pickle.