Look at the state of this pizza-fried chicken hybrid!

When Ne-Yo sang about a 'beautiful monster', he had clearly been tipped off about KFC's plans to make a hybrid of fried chicken and pizza. It looks vile and heart-stopping, and we'll take 10 portions please.

So what's the craic? Well, Colonel Sanders has got his classic Original Recipe fried chicken thighs and drumsticks, and added tomato sauce and a breaded mozzarella and cheddar mix, and then melted them all together in the oven.

It sounds like heaven and is called the Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken, and you'll have to get to Hong Kong if you want to ram it down your neckhole.


Of course, this is going to have a gazillion calories and will have enough fat to make the skin on your hands go see-through while you eat it, but that doesn't matter. Bitterwallet is not about to start telling you to eat kale or drink smoothies. We're not about that life.

We're already wondering if it'll be any good if you get a bucket of these rascals and wrap them up in a calzone and eat the whole thing in one go with a couple of rashers of bacon lobbed in for good measure.

What do you think?

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