In the shops now! Somerfield state the bleeding obvious
Somerfield wants to profit from you getting caned off your face by buying their booze. However social responsibility and pressure from the media demands the supermarket is a responsible retailer and doesn't appear to want to profit from you getting caned off your face by buying their booze. Quite a quandary. These seemingly incompatible requirements have been tackled by Somerfield promoting inane health advice, seemingly based on the dubious premise that people drink massive volumes of alcohol for several hours in a stretch simply because they're quite thirsty:
Any suggestions for other pointless statements of fact that will do little or nothing to diminish drinking to the point of yankee doodle in a club toilet, vomiting through your own fingers into a handbag and laying in the middle of the road for a kip? Stick 'em down below.