I'm going to Maccy D's - anyone fancy chicken porridge?
It's not just the UK that has to put up with food that looks and tastes like Play-Doh is a key ingredient. Around the globe, McDonalds tinkers with its menu to offer regional variations on dishes we know and love, as well as some batshit crazy stuff you wouldn't feed to the dog.
The Everythingist has no less than 40 edible oddities courtesy of the Golden Arches, but here's the three that have us sewing our mouths up at the prospect. From Hong Kong, there's the Shogun burger, a pork patty with Teriyaki sauce. And cabbage:
Fancy breakfast? What about sausage and egg, then? With, y'know, pasta?
If none of that takes your fancy, then there's always chicken strips with springs, onions, ginger, shallots and chili peppers - mixed in porridge. Nom, as the kids say: