HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 11th August
To reiterate, the slashed-price bargains are here, thanks to HotUKDeals. The unicorns are probably somewhere else on the internationally-recognised internet.
Kicking off today, the return of an old favourite that rears its beautifully-shaped head every few weeks or so. It’s the iTunes card on special offer, allowing you to get music, moving images, games and that for a bit less than usual.
The latest deal is a buy-one-get-one-half-price offer – use your cards well and please don’t buy anything by the following acts – Red Hot Chilli Peppers, U2, Kiss, Tom Jones or Coldplay. That’s because they’re all shite.
Next comes a freebie – all you have to do is go outdoors and buy five copies of a notoriously tawdry daily newspaper. Fight your way through all the tits and twaddle and collect some vouchers and you’ll be in business.
Oh – we haven’t told you what you’re collecting the vouchers for yet have we? Well... (drum roll)... it’s only TWO FREE ADMISSION TICKETS FOR THORPE PARK! Yes, the swings and the slides and the candy floss and the toffee apples and tears and the heartache. All yours for the price of some newspapers.
Finally for now, some Italian-style food with which to fill up your fat guts. Firstly, there’s the delicious Taste The Difference lasagne ready meal thing which is half-price at only £2.25. Nice with some chips or maybe lots of chips.
Then there’s pizza. One of our leading pizza delivery franchises is currently pushing an offer of any pizza for £9.99 delivered to your doorstep or serving hatch. Plus, if you’re a tireless staff member of the NHS or a representative of the emergency services, you can get up to 50% off every single time.
(deals found by HUKD members nicster08, parisp, lucerysmum and hartlyhare)