HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 20th October

new hukd logo Here’s today’s Deals Of The Day – an enormous boon if you’re a smart-dressed chicken-scoffer who likes to get fast access to their data while on the move. And as we can’t reiterate enough, we’re always on the look-out for enormous boons.

There’s loads more where all of this came from across in the field of dreams that is better known as HotUKDeals

1040608_1Have you got an important formal occasion coming up in the near future? Perhaps a wedding or funeral to attend? Something where you’ll need to wear a suit? Obviously not a job interview because there are NO JOBS.

Anyhoo, you can smarten yourself up for that big occasion with a new M&S suit. Right now, you can get 40% off suits costing £150 or more, with free next day delivery and cashback to be had. So that’s a suit for as little as £95.40.

1040586_1If there’s one thing we can never get enough of here at Bitterwallet, it’s USB flash drives. We’ve got a penchant for writing poems and short stories all about ready-cooked supermarket chickens and we like to store them on flash drives then bury them in remote woodland areas. Don’t ask us why!

Right now, we’re waiting for the delivery of a couple of 16GB flash drives with the fashionable Duracell name written up the side. They’re coming as a pair for just £20.99, and as the maths fans among you might have worked out, that’s 32GB for a penny short of £21.

1040435_1Finally, as luck would have it, here’s a great deal on a ready-cooked supermarket chicken – fresh out of the oven, hot and ready to tear into and feast upon. Right now they’re only £3.00 each (although they might not look exactly like the ones in the picture).

Time for us to pen a short story again – perhaps one about one that comes back to life, carves out a career in a reformed version of Paul McCartney’s Wings, only to fall fowl of… erm, beak AIDS or something.

(deals found by HUKD members muldered, winstonmanc and Turnip)

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