HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 9th May
Time again for your daily round-up of the finest bargains that have cropped up on the national treasure that is the HotUKDeals website. There’s booze, pizza and Blu-ray films today – a spectacular, cheap night in guaranteed…
Here at Bitterwallet, there’s a major dose of the illness going around. The symptoms are weakness in the limbs, lethargy and a grumbling, growling sensation. We’re all fading fast and we need a doctor.
Thankfully one has just arrived – and it’s Dr Oetker. He’s here with a bunch of his spectacular Ristorante range of pizzas – just what we need to put us right again. He’s prescribing the mozerella, pollo, funghi and Hawaii varieties and the prescription charge is £1.00 a go!
We move on to a big bunch of Blu-ray movies that have been slashified in price, down to a vaguely ridiculous £5.00 each. There’s 35 different titles for you to choose from in the offer as well, so you could find yourself penniless before long – penniless but with a quivering tower of new Blu-rays in the corner of your room.
Titles included in the offer include Traitor, Downfall, We Were Soliders, Astro Boy, Sex Drive (oo-er), Never Back Down, Outlander, The Football Factory and the film version of Ray Cooney’s Run For Your Wife. Except for that last one.
Some people say that cider is a drink solely enjoyed by widows, homosexuals, convicted perverts and tramps. But we disagree – it’s enjoyed resurgence in recent years and you occasionally get to see normal people enjoying in the darkest corners of deserted pubs.
If you’re one of those people, you might be tempted by an offer that could get you 20 cans of the vaguely-popular Strongbow brand of cider for just £10.00. There’s 440ml of the *coughs* ‘delicious’ stuff in each can, making it just 50p a pop – almost worth tolerating.
(deals found by HUKD members anita123, philmitchell and nicster08)