HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 7th September

hukd_logob1 If you’re hot for the kind of self-gratification that can only be had from pizza, theme parks and erm, tuna chunks, then we’re here to satiate all of your desires. Come on, you know you want to...

Our partners in seduction are the eagle-eyed bargain wizards from HotUKDeals...

752894_1Consider John West – the esteemed tinned fish man. It has come to our attention recently that West is now also all over the microwaveable pilau rice game as well. Who gave him authority to get into that? Eh? What would happen if Uncle Ben started flogging tins of tuna? West would be round there like a shot and knock his head off his shoulders wouldn’t he?

None of that has really got anything to do with the cold, hard fact that you can get 6 x 185g tins of John West tuna chunks housed in brine for only £2.79 from Thursday. That’s a cut-price fish product and no mistake.

753169_1Next, our thoughts turn towards theme parks and the rides and the candy floss and the hot dogs and the trying not to vomit all over the place when those ingredients are combined.

The theme park we have in mind is Alton Towers, deep in the belly of the heart of England. With the help of the HUKD massive, you can gain admission to this veritable garden of delights for just £17.00 (adults) and £12.00 (kids) – that’s more than 50% off the regular full price.

753133_1Finally, something to sprinkle your tuna chunks on to – if you’re into pepperoni and tuna pizzas that is. It’s the Chicago Town Deep Dish pizza, as invented by veteran house and remixing DJ duo Deep Dish. Possibly.

Weighing in at a not-too-shabby 340g, you can bang one of these together in the microwave in just three minutes from frozen, perfect if you need an emergency pizza (and who here can say they’ve never needed an emergency pizza?) Best of all, you can have a pack of two of them for just £1.00.

(deals found by HUKD members huggychair, kassy2005 and thegroutch)


  • Marky M.
    Duh Andy, DUH! It's Tuesday 7th not Monday.
  • Jane
    You haven't said where you can get thw tuna from?
  • Palmface
    Jane: Follow the link through to the deal on HUKD, Bitterwallet doesn't tend to mention which supermarket it is on supermarket deals. Probably a reason for that.
  • Nobby
    > Bitterwallet doesn’t tend to mention which supermarket it is on supermarket deals. Probably a reason for that. They are too fucking lazy to look.

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