Commercial Break: McD's do quite-good-actually coffee ad
“Hi mum – listen you won’t believe the new acting job I’ve got. Get this – it’s in an advert… for McDonalds!
“It’s amazing. All I have to do is sit underneath a poster on the underground and pretend I’m asleep for a couple of hours every morning. Yeah, I know, it’s not really PROPER acting but it’ll look great on my CV, and it pays and they don’t mind if I actually fall asleep for real!”
“McDonalds think the advert will help people to hate them a bit less what with it being a pretty clever idea and… what’s that? No, I don’t want a job in cousin Steve’s car showroom. I’m an actor for god’s sake.”