Commercial Break: Hef's just like the rest of us really
Dig if you will a picture, of a mansion filled with attractive young female models, each of them parading around in the skimpiest of clothing and eternally grateful to their host for allowing them to be at what is essentially a never-ending party.
But the host is an old man, and he’s beginning to finally grow weary of it all. He’s tired of being asked for Chihuahua clothing advice and he needs a break. He’s Hugh Hefner and he just fancies some beer with a bunch of blokes.
Not so special now are you, you smug old twat?