Business cards just got a hell of a lot yummier

27 April 2009

Getting that crucial edge during this bruising financial worldfuck can come down to something as simple as you having a better business card than you clod-hopping rival.

It’s something that Joel Bauer opened our eyes to recently with the near-Jack Bauer intensity of his business card ‘lecture’ – but as of now, everything he says is irrelevant. You’re dead in the water now Bauer and you didn’t even hear the sharks ticking. will make you a unique card fashioned from 100% beef jerky, with your business details seared into it with a 150 watt CO2 laser. Like they say themselves, “THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.” How sodding exciting is THAT?

At the time of writing, it is unknown if a Quorn-based vegetarian option is in the pipeline. We’d expect not though… that would just be stupid wouldn’t it?

[Meatcards via Presurfer]

TOPICS:   Restaurants


  • gityerkneedahn
    Where did I put that number... ...oh shit! Exactly!
  • Goody
    Just what the bear wanted a businessman with a great big fat wallet full of business cards
  • Mike H.
    I like to give my 'ladies' my number on pieces of Jerky, but etching my name using a laser is a bastard, I've cut off 3 girls hands so far and cut a bar table in half!

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