Burger King exploits all of humanity to increase Whopper sales
Holy Mother of Oats. Without seeing a frame of this advertising campaign, you know the Daily Mail are going to find it outrageous, and try and get it banned. We see their point. Sort of.
Yes, Burger King has travelled to the four corner of the globe, to find ancient tribes and village folk untainted by the whorish ways of capitalism, and force-feed them mouthful after mouthful of fat-saturated meat and bun. In return for a handful of milk bottle tops. Or a donkey. Or fire.
Arriving in remote locations armed only with a Whopper, a Big Mac and a total lack of shame, the team of independent researchers are conducting the "ultimate taste test", with "Whopper Virgins" who have no concept of what a burger even is.
The campaign launches worldwide in three days time. If you're a fan of scientists pouring shampoo into the eyes of sobbing kittens, then this is prime viewing for you. The media will denounce Burger King for the exploitation of innocence, while advertising executives will celebrate the gullible media's outraged response and the thousands of column inches that accompany it. It's so predictable, it's pathetic.
Thanks to Bitterwallet reader Ducky for the tip!