Bitterwallet reader draws a blank at McDonalds
Avid Bitterwallet reader Rob has spent the last decade spending thousands on the McDonalds menu, in the vain hope of scooping a star prize in their regular Monopoly promotion. It doesn't matter how much Rob spends, however - he wins free medium fries and a flimsy voucher or two, and sod all else. He's lost his house trying to win one, but now his luck's changed:
Thanks to McDonalds at Rock Ferry in Birkenhead, Rob scribbled "£500K" in crayon on his blank game stickers, and has subsequently flicked the Vs at the global patty-flipping health vampires. He can now afford to live - and eat - in style; Rob is having half a dozen KFC Double Downs imported fresh every day.