Bang Bang You're Drunk!
Now you can make that dream a dizzying reality with the Shots Gun – fortunately it won’t fire bullets of any kind, but is a mere drinks dispenser, albeit an exceptionally cool one.
Affix it to the top of your bottle of choice and within seconds you’ll be pumping liquor into the glasses of yourself and your fellow alco-cowboys, with yee-hawing and foot-stamping optional (but encouraged.)
Or, bypass the glass altogether, put the gun in your mouth and fire the hard stuff straight down your throat. Bang bang you’re dead! Well not dead, but shortening your life expectancy with every drop.