Crazy EULA just to view the American Homeland Security site
The EULA kindly states:
This Department of Homeland Security (DHS) computer system and any related equipment is subject to monitoring for administrative oversight, law enforcement, criminal investigative purposes, inquiries into alleged wrongdoing or misuse, and to ensure proper performance of applicable security features and procedures. As part of this monitoring, DHS may acquire, access, retain, intercept, capture, retrieve, record, read, inspect, analyze, audit, copy and disclose any information processed, transmitted, received, communicated, and stored within the computer system. If monitoring reveals possible misuse or criminal activity, notice of such may be provided to appropriate supervisory personnel and law enforcement officials. DHS may conduct these activities in any manner without further notice. By clicking OK below or by using this system, you consent to the terms set forth in this notice.
I warn you - my head goes fuzzy when reading that so I only made it a sentence in. Only click to check this out if you don't mind waking up tomorrow and finding yourself shipped out to Iraq. Or even worse to Maryland.
If anyone has examples of some equally bizarre EULA's in the UK let us know and we'll put them up!