The Whale Pool: Suitable for Tom Thumb

2 August 2011

Imagine the look of glee on your child's face as you reveal to them that you've bought them that Banzai 'Slide N Splash' Whale Pool that they had their eye on in the catalogue! Oh, summer will be great fun with all the kids splashing around in the back garden!

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Look how the young girls recline in the spacious paddling area as the lads fling themselves down the slide with wild abandon! So let us get this thing open and get in outside and full of water immediately! Wait. What? Something is very, very wrong here.


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TOPICS:   Not The Onion


  • Iceman28
    The girl in the second picture is huge!!!!!!!!! She must be at least 6ft tall.
  • Captain C.
    That girl is AT LEAST 3 years old, and probably even older!!! The packaging clearly states (in a phonetic Tibetan of sanskrit), that the pool is only suitable for foetuses upto the age of 12 weeks!! Perhaps it got wet and shrank?? Before anyone complains about this tat being made in China I should point out I AM IN China; and this is NOTHING compaired to the tat they sell each other; I have seen 30 story apartment blocks less well made than this slide n splash .
  • Dick
    You need to get someone to blow it up a bit more. Ask your mummy, she has had lots of practice.
  • SgtMunky
    ''Posted by Dick • August 2, 2011 at 4:29 pm You need to get someone to blow it up a bit more. Ask your mummy, she has had lots of practice.'' ...really?
  • Grumpy
    WTF Is dis real?
  • Tom T.
    Here you guys, leave my pool alone. Argos said they loved it and said you guys will buy any old crap so long as the advertisement is good enough :0)

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