The Whale Pool: Suitable for Tom Thumb
Imagine the look of glee on your child's face as you reveal to them that you've bought them that Banzai 'Slide N Splash' Whale Pool that they had their eye on in the catalogue! Oh, summer will be great fun with all the kids splashing around in the back garden!
Look how the young girls recline in the spacious paddling area as the lads fling themselves down the slide with wild abandon! So let us get this thing open and get in outside and full of water immediately! Wait. What? Something is very, very wrong here.
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