Pastors tip God, not you
A pastor, complaining on a receipt, has become rather popular online. Answering a seemingly compulsory 18% tip, the man of the cloth ranted: "I give God 10%, why do you get 18%?"
Maybe because the service staff who fed you ACTUALLY EXIST?
The photo took off on Reddit and has drawn thousands of comments, some berating the clergyman's lack of tip, while others have debating tipping as a whole. It seems tipping is more of a thorny issue than religion itself.
Anyway, tip you cheap shits. You'll only complain about the amount of swarth and coppers littering your house up any way.
TOPICS: Not The Onion