Mary Johnston is the 87th most popular place in Glasgow
Oh dear. Over on TripAdvisor, a seemingly nice lady called Mary Johnston has signed herself as a place, rather than a user, and as a result of mischief, become the 87th most popular place in Glasgow.
As the screengrab below shows, the page poses the existential question of "Have you been to Mary Johnston?" You can also update her "attraction details" and find out which restaurants are near to Mary.
You can see the page here, but it'll probably get removed once a load of people take the joke too far and start calling her horrible names.