Man calls 999 to complain about ugly prostitute
A man decided to dial 999 because the prostitute he had just hired was too ugly, reporting her for “breaching the Sale of Goods Act.” He'd also told the lady in question, who obviously didn't take it well and chucked her keys in his face.
The officer, of course, told the man in question that the woman hadn't done anything wrong, but in fact, he was the one breaking the law because he'd been soliciting for sex. Oh, and there's the small matter of wasting police time.
Have a listen here.
Full marks to the man for the use of "knickers in a twist". Can we bring that back please?