Forthright Japanese constipation product tells it like it is
Western products are so irritatingly vague when it comes to straplines. McDonald's say 'I'm lovin' it' and Gillette say 'a best a man can get', which tell you nothing.
However, a Japanese product helps to solve your constipated problems and offers you reassurance in the bluntest of manners.
If "A Solo a day, clear your constipation away" wasn't direct enough, the delightful CAPS LOCK claim of "GUARANTEE YOU SHIT EVERYDAY" certainly clears things up.
If only all products were so uncomplicated.