Completely innocent toy with no sexual puns at all
This is a toy torpedo. See the completely innocent pun with those two words? Toypedo? Geddit? Lovely stuff. The packaging also features a child holding said toy which isn't phallic in any way at all. Nope. Nothing wrong here.
WAIT A MINUTE?!?! Why am I suddenly surrounded by a SWAT team?
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