Buy beaky, emu looking dog toys for a loved one!
Do you like buying your child gifts? Perhaps they like dogs. They like dogs so much they want toys that are just like dogs, with their beaks and long emu-esque legs. You're in luck! Although, it has to be said, it would appear this manufacturer has been in the mind of our own Mr Dawson, which is unsettling.
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