Behold, the toe-curling G4S theme song
G4S, when they're not ballsing everything up, have a wonderful, wonderful corporate theme song. Would you like to hear it?
Here it is.
If you'd like to singalong, here are the lyrics:
"You love your job and the people too; Making a difference is what you do; But consider all you have at stake; The time is now don't make a mistake"
"Because the enemy prowls, wanting to attack; But we're on the wall, we've got your back; So get out front and take the lead and be the winner you were born to be."
"G4S! protecting the world! G4S! so dreams can unfurl! 24/7 every night and day! A warrior stands ready so don't be afraid!
G4S! secure in your world! G4S! let your dreams unfurl! We're guarding you with all our might! Keeping watch throughout the night!"