All hail the meat balloons!
Got a fat child in need of something special on their birthday party? Want to irritate some vegetarians? Then let us introduce you to Meat Balloons. That's right, someone has gone and made up balloons that look like meat, glorious meat.
So, if you want inflatable sausages and steaks in your window, this is your lucky day! If you're a steak snob, then there's different cuts on offer. You can get porterhouse, flank, filet mignon and T-bone. Sadly, they don't smell like meat and eating them is a waste of time, but surely it won't be long 'til someone makes edible meat balloons? Someone. Make it happen.
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