All hail the meat balloons!

25 May 2012

meatballoons

Got a fat child in need of something special on their birthday party? Want to irritate some vegetarians? Then let us introduce you to Meat Balloons. That's right, someone has gone and made up balloons that look like meat, glorious meat.

So, if you want inflatable sausages and steaks in your window, this is your lucky day! If you're a steak snob, then there's different cuts on offer. You can get porterhouse, flank, filet mignon and T-bone. Sadly, they don't smell like meat and eating them is a waste of time, but surely it won't be long 'til someone makes edible meat balloons? Someone. Make it happen.

Find out more here.

TOPICS:   Not The Onion   Health

19 comments

  • vibeone
    ^ fake but good.
  • vibeone
    ^^ also fake, but not good. Not unlike Mike's mum.
  • vibeone
    ^ fake again, but I'm confused with the double negatives. Luckily, Mike's mum was NOT confused about 'double anal' with me and Elton Chong.
  • vibeone
    ^ And again, I don't know who this clown is pretending to be me, I am the biggest wanker on HUKD, didn't you know?
  • vibeone
    ^ See you're being too rude to be a good fake. Besides, Mr Andy, Mr Paul and Mr Other Paul and (to a lesser extent) Gof Mimmers can tell which ones are really me from the proper email address duhhhhhh
  • vibeone
    ^ yeah, but because you're fake, they don't give a care!
  • vibeone
    ^ I notice you have fixed the excessive rudeness aspect. That was a better attempt.
  • vibeone
    I love a good sausage up my botty.
  • vibeone
    ^ Still no better fake vibeone. Now you're trying to make it look like you are being critical of my own comments. LOOL 20000+ 'friends' 3yrs, banned, still a wanker. :D
  • vibeone
    ^ LOL you're doing it all wrong (in many ways).
  • vibeone
    Love it when Mike's mum uses the strap on with me.
  • vibeone
    ^ Is that what you said to your mum fake vibeone? LOLA!
  • Wongaporkpies
    All hail meat balloons or should that be Halal !
  • vibeone
    ^ Now you're trying to pretend your someone else mike! FAIL!
  • vibeone
    Yeah because BW signed up to that adwords campaign didn't they - that one where you get paid for doing nothing at all. Cool beans.
  • vibeone
    Why am I on premod?! Not all the comments are me you fools - the email is a giveaway!
  • Boris
    vibeone PWND!
  • Boris
    Who dares impersonate my goodself! (Here is where I stick in an obscure yet offensive reference) [Insert random collection of words here]
  • vibeone
    Mike's mum is now dead. Dead gorgeous with my cum all over her face.

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