Zurich opens drive-thru brothels

19 August 2013

sexboxstalls In a move that is potentially much better/worse than Krispy Kreme drive-thrus, Zurich has decided to open drive-thru brothels.

These 'sex boxes' have cost council bosses £1.4 million to erect and will be the workplace for 40 prostitutes at a time, ready to serve the general public in palatial wooden lean-tos.

And the locals are very pleased about it too, saying that they were sick of the sight of women looking for clients on street corners.

So how does it all work? Well, drivers must be alone in their vehicle to access the site via a dedicated sex-road and they'll be allowed to get their rocks off between 7pm and 5am daily, to visit a prostitutes. Or 40 if they want. Depends what your bank balance and constitution is like.

Those working will wait in shelters along the roadside and, once they have been picked out and a price has been haggled, they'll be whisked off to brightly varnished shed for some rumpy pumpy. These boxes will be fitted with alarms so that prostitutes can contact police if they feel threatened, which is actually really brilliant. There'll be social workers and security guards on standby at the site, but sadly for peeping toms, there will be no CCTV.

Would you like to have sex with a lady in the middle of an industrial estate alongside a load of other men having sex like you're on some soggy driving range? Answers on a postcard to the usual address.




  • Shaqdhup D.
    'some soggy driving range' - and now I can't tell my workmates why I am laughing like a drain. Thank you.
  • samuri
    in before some twat mentions Foxes
  • badger
    How much do the social workers charge?
  • Cheesey
    At least everyone will know where to find their local councillor or MP at the weekend.
  • Dacouch
    "Designated Sex Road" I've punched it into my Tom Tom but it returns no results, do you have the post code?
  • Big M.
    'punched it into my Tom Tom' That's extra.
  • Drake
    Drive thru brothels huh? Seems like a good idea. I wish sydney brothels will also try this one. I haven't tried this but I think it will be really convenient.

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