Your Michael Jackson commemorative plate is finally here
It's been a long, heart-breaking wait. Frankly we're amazed we got through the past month without drowning in our own tears. There's been such a lonely, bottomless void in our lives that could only be filled by 21cm of porcelain and a band of 22ct gold:
Yes, stop crying your heart out people, it's finally here. The Michael Jackson commemorative plate is available to order, to place on your fireplace and stare longingly into when your heart feels sad. Danbury Mint's artists have worked night and day to painstakingly recreate your favourite photographs of the icon. On a plate:
"To honour a true star, our artists have created I Want You Back, an inspiring montage that captures the essence of this great performer. Crafted of fine porcelain and using rich, ceramic colours, the memories are sure to come flooding back."
Oh, you've started us off again. If we had £29.95 (plus £2.95 postage and handling) lying around the office, we'd snap one up today. Screw that, we'd sell the office so we can buy plates for those less fortunate than ourselves. Gaze upon the gold-banded marvel and know that you are not alone.