You'll survive the recession, can you survive a nuclear bomb?
With the new Christchild Obama watching over us all, the possibility of the planet being engulfed in a global holocaust seems reassuringly distant. But you never know, do you? Rewind to 6th August 1945, and the housewives of Hiroshima probably thought it looked a nice day to get the washing out.
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Yes, it's only the poor who'll suffer horrific radiation burns and have their internal organs liquefied, assuming they're not atomised seconds after detonation. Unless you own a large fridge, of course**.
* you may be need that special one-way telephone for the call
** thank you, George Lucas for wrecking yet another timeless movie franchise, you flannel-shirted, bearded twat of a man