You’d have to be a mug to buy this

25 July 2013

Royal baby sycophants are dim by their very nature, so it stands to reason that you’ll be able to sell them an official Royal Baby mug for the ‘princely’ sum of £195. Yes, that’s almost 200 quid for a baby blue cup with some gold bits on it and a lion.


The merchandise, called The Royal Collection, has been commissioned by the Royal Family itself (because, you know, they haven’t got enough money). The china collection targets hardcore royalists and idiotic tourists who are looking for something more official than a keyring with ‘It’s A Boy!’ written on it, and also features a minging pram Christmas tree decoration and hideous BNP union jack baby bootees.

The cheapest item in the collection is a tea towel for £8.95. Or you can buy a teddy bear for £95. It’s up to you.

Crazy menopausal women from the Home Counties will jabber that they are ‘antiques of the future’ and will keep them in a glass cabinet until they die, then their children will sell them on ebay for a tenner in 2030.

By then, though, we’ll be back to our shit shovelling jobs, like Mr and Mrs Ploppy, while young Prince George lies on a chaise longue eating an apple and tries to work out which socks to wear today.


  • Zeddy
    Well done you, Lucy. Buying it so quickly to show here on the site.
  • Dick
    I wonder who is going to be the first person to masturbate into one of these.
  • barry f.
    @Dick Me!
  • Captain.Cretin
    A lion AND a unicorn!! (pant pant, salivate!!!).
  • amazon s.
    Looks like a ponycorn to me.
  • shiftynifty
    Crazy menopausal women from the Home Counties and their stay at home with mother mentalist sons....they will snap them up....
  • fibbingarchie
    That mug would look nicer with large shit poking out from the top of it.
  • hotmail r.
    Why are union jack booties bnp all of a sudden, it really irks me when i am told that i should not be proud to be British. If you don't like being British, fuck off!
  • shiftynifty
    hotmail ruuules! ...That is sooo racist
  • Faysh
    @ shiftynifty Racism, it doesn't mean what you think it means.
  • shiftynifty
    Oh Faysh ...oh font of all knowledge tell us what you think it means....I deplore it in any mean
  • jim
    not enough flexing with the erb goin on here
  • wOnKeY h.
    fox fuckers unite
  • WaNkY h.
    Well, Avengers assemble.
  • shiftynifty
    Flexin with the herb...Jim are you slacking? Laters
  • Chewbie
    Flex wit da erb

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