You want knitted meat
You know what you need for your tea tonight (or dinner if you're a bit posh)? You need some wool in your stomach. That's right... some succulent, tasty wool. And so, that means you should buy some knitted meat. You can buy sausages, rotisserie chicken, ham... and they all come in supermarket shrink wrap. LIP-SMACKING!
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