You and yours - the return of the ASDA butler!
Brilliant. Bloody brilliant. Yesterday we told you about ASDA's big Halloween draw this year - a lifesize butler costing no less than £70 of your hard earned coin. Preposterous, we thought. Nobody in their right mind would bother their arse with this nonsense. In fact, so confident were we that no-one a) would pay for one of these, and b) admit to doing so, we foolishly offered a non-descript prize to readers who sent in a photo showing them posing with the inanimate beast. So what happens? Bitterwallet reader Ken at Kingswood College of Arts only goes and calls our bloody bluff:
Gah. That's me in the doghouse when the boss gets in. I'll have to make good on the prize because Ken looks like he could have me in a scrap. Like a fighting man's David Soul. And he's from Hull. Anymore, then? We offered five prizes. Christ knows what they'll be. If Greggs are doing a special on sausage rolls this lunchtime, your luck's in. Send them to [email protected]