Would you be seen wearing adidas these days?
Holy mother of Jesus, what happened to the plain but smart tracksuits with three stripes, then? Or the three-leafed logo that was cleverly replaced by three cannabis leaves on printed t-shirts in the Costa Brava and re-branded "Adihash"? Oh, my sides.
A new range of adidas Originals clothing has been launched for Autumn, and Bitterwallet promises* to pay you £5 every time you see somebody dressed in any of these vision-curdling outfits of their own accord:
* we obviously promise no such thing