Why wouldn't you want to buy some owl vomit?

27 August 2010

_prodimages_cc-owl-lg There’s a bank holiday weekend coming up and that normally means plenty of extra spare time – and that always means mind-numbing boredom that can only be alleviated by the ingestion of high quantities of low-quality drinks.

But now we’ve got something better to do with our time instead. We can sift through some owl vomit.

The manufacturers claim that: ‘Puke has never been more interesting’ and we’d second that emotion in a heartbeat. What you’ll get for your $7.30 is a chunk of genuine owl spew for you to rummage through in the name of science and discovery.

As the blurb says: “Dissect this sanitary owl pellet which contains the skeletal remains of an owl meal. Learn about the owl’s habitat, place in the food chain, and predatory skills. Use some archaeological skills to piece together the skeletons using the bone chart."

Certainly beats waking up face down in a pool of our making early on Monday afternoon…

[Boing Boing]

10 comments

  • The B.
    Got any fox vomit?
  • James D.
    I suppose we could get someone to wolf bang a fox. One name comes to mind.
  • Wonky H.
    MODERATOR!
  • James D.
    Oh go bum a fox Henry.
  • piggy
    Nancy Smallwood's a cunt.
  • Modewator
    ill scwew you good wabit
  • Jonny S.
    This conversation is kinky...
  • Wonky H.
    James Dean tells me he goes wolf banging with bacon and string! And I thought he was hanging it up in the garden for the birds.
  • Howard M.
    Did someone call?
  • DP
    What a load of old shit.

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