Why wouldn't you want to buy some owl vomit?
There’s a bank holiday weekend coming up and that normally means plenty of extra spare time – and that always means mind-numbing boredom that can only be alleviated by the ingestion of high quantities of low-quality drinks.
But now we’ve got something better to do with our time instead. We can sift through some owl vomit.
The manufacturers claim that: ‘Puke has never been more interesting’ and we’d second that emotion in a heartbeat. What you’ll get for your $7.30 is a chunk of genuine owl spew for you to rummage through in the name of science and discovery.
As the blurb says: “Dissect this sanitary owl pellet which contains the skeletal remains of an owl meal. Learn about the owl’s habitat, place in the food chain, and predatory skills. Use some archaeological skills to piece together the skeletons using the bone chart."
Certainly beats waking up face down in a pool of our making early on Monday afternoon…