What the effing eff is this all about? Effing greeting cards?
To file under Why Didn't I Think Of That? - a dead simple idea turned into a dead simple greeting card that you already know will sell thousands and make a bloody mint. The Effing Card Company, based in Aberdeen, produces black and white cards for every single occasion you can think of, and a few you probably can't;
There are dozens of designs as well as matching postcards and mugs. They're probably not to every taste, so we'd advice caution when deciding on the recipients, especially for our favourite card [WARNING - CONTAINS A REALLY BAD WORD, BUT THAT'S WHAT FUNNY ABOUT IT].