What on earth are Apple planning now?
There’s few things on Earth weirder than the patents that are taken out by giant corporations as they hedge their bets about what might come to pass in the future. We assume they’re just guessing this stuff, right?
Creepy Cupertino pioneerisers Apple have just been awarded a fistful of patents for what they’re calling smart garments, although we’re already saving valuable man-hours by referring to them as ‘smarments’.
Here’s one of the diagrams for a smarment patent – your homework for tomorrow is to try and explain to us just what the freaking hell is going on here….