What fresh hell is this? The Pomegranate Phone
You and your friends may already be using an NS08. I only know about it from my mother, who swears blind I need a Pomegranate Phone, because it makes coffee and has a built-in shaver. It's also a phone too, apparently.
It's a pretty slick device that combines all the functionality of a mobile phone with all the features you'd really like it to have - coffee brewer, projector, global voice translator. Harmonica. Take a look at the website, and you'll see instruction videos for every gizmo and gadget featured in this amazing new Jesus phone:
Best of all, the Pomegranate Phone comes wi- hang on. Did we say harmonica? And then the penny drops. Another bleeding marketing ploy. Damn you people. It's a viral campaign for - where else - Nova Scotia. Nova bloody Scotia? It says a lot about your country when you need a ficticious Swiss Army mobile to raise awareness of it. We so wanted to hold a Pomegranate Phone too, just once. Let us cut our pubis to ribbons with its ill-contoured shaving blade. Sniff.