Welcome to the poshest vending machine in the world
Most vending machines sell crisps and pop. However, there's some special machines out there. In Europe, they have ones that give you chips cooked in goose fat! Meanwhile, the Selfridges on Oxford Street have installed a champagne dispenser.
This got installed in conjunction with Moet & Chandon to allow people easy access and so idiots like us would write about it and give them free publicity.
However, you won’t be able to pay for the champagne with coins. You have to get special tokens, which means you could've just paid for a bottle of bubbly the normal way at a counter.
The 200ml mini bottles on offer cost £17.99 are are covered in Swarovski crystals and are served via a robotic arm so they don't smash.
You can hear all the poshos tittering about how quaint it all is, can't you?