Wee-charge Your Batteries On The Go!
A while ago, we alerted you to the existence of solar-powered sunglasses that could recharge an mp3 player or mobile phone on the go.
But we were literally inundated with angry emails from our readers in those darkest parts of Scandinavia that only get two hours of daylight in the winter – them folks were not impressed.
Since then, we’ve made it our task to discover a portable battery-charging method that is truly universal. We think we’ve found it – the NoPoPo.
The method is simple – just urinate into a pipette which you then attach to the end of the battery – let the ‘Aqua Power System’ do its thing with magnesium and carbon and whey-hey, you’re good to go.
Yes, urinate. Is that a problem for you? Really?? To be fair, most liquid substances will work - tea, coffee, beer, spit, but they don’t make the story as sensational as it could be. And if Bitterwallet’s about nothing else, it’s about making a big splash.
Just ideally not while we’re recharging our batteries.