We want to give you some stuff – an update

3 September 2009

prizesHey you! Have you entered yourself? You know, into the Bitterwallet Big Huge Enormous Prize Giveaway? If not, get it sorted NOW.

The bad news is this – we’ve had loads of entries so you’ve got almost no chance of winning, but to be fair, your chances are as slim as everyone else.

The good news is this – we’ve extended the deadline for entering until the end of Wednesday September 9th. That’s because the prizes were due to be taken from this week’s HotUKDeals Of The Day features, but the quality of bargains over the past few days has been largely shocking.

Hopefully something nice will turn up in the next few days otherwise this thing could run until Christmas.

10 comments

  • Robert
    That's ridiculous. We've been conned! Now the chances are even less. I call a boycott, everyone unsubscribe!
  • Lumoruk
    I've unsubscribed robert....but to entice others I have started posting some stonking bargains on hotukdeals including the 5p can of beans.
  • Mike U.
    B*STARDS!
  • acecatcher3
    i think i should be brought back for one time only on hukd just to post another kfc deal of the century, watch ur subscriber numbers grow!
  • Mark (.
    Hi Ace! This is a proper HUKD outcasts paradise init.
  • Antique A.
    Cyclone Slide Velvet Touch Waterproof Vibrator must be bargain of the century. RRP: £14.99 You save: £7.58 (51%) and pay only £7.41. Why is it so special? It is so very realistic. OK it only comes in purple but check it out. It has its very own genital warts. http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16374 Fingers crossed they are bringing out the Herpes Edition soon. Can't wait to catch that!
  • magicbeans
    this weeks hotties are deal extreme condoms and pregnancy kits!
  • Tom P.
    "Posted by Antique Alan It has its very own genital warts." Those are not warts, they are "pleasure nubs" for clitoral stimulation. Doesn't everyone have those on their dick shaft?
  • Antique A.
    Posted by Tom Pickering: "Those are not warts, they are “pleasure nubs” for clitoral stimulation. Doesn’t everyone have those on their dick shaft?" No! I've seen thousands of dicks, but I've rarely encountered nubs that weren't warts. And what's this "clitoral stimulation"? I'm told I'm good at oral stimulation (I think that means I'm a good conversationalist) but what's a clit? I asked a few straight men I know and they have no idea where it is either!
  • Amanda H.
    HA, you all opened up your orifices for SPAM, bend over now and ill get the tin opener.

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