We can't believe they've deep fried THIS...
Britain (and not just Scotland, because that would be a disgusting example of national stereotyping) – you need to raise your game when it comes to deep-frying stuff. There’s arteries out there that still need to be clogged up with fur and you’re simply not doing enough.
Take a look at this… any idea what’s been deep-fried here, at the Iowa State Fair?
Ladies and gentlemen, bow down and show your respect – it’s a stick of butter. Yes – deep fried. More here, including a slightly unedifying video of it all.