Wait no longer - it's the Adolf Hitler commemorative plate?
Avid Bitterwallet reader Emma claims she was looking for something entirely different on Live Auction World, when she found this. Bids are currently at $275, so you've no time to lose - if you're a Father Ted fan looking to recreate Father Seamus Fitzpatrick's collection of memorabilia, that is.
In case you're interested, although we're reasonably certain you're not:
'Marked on the rear with "EXCLUSIV/ PORZELLAN/ SELB/ BAVARIA" in green under a pair of lions holding a crown over a pair of roses, this 9 3/4" wide white porcelain plate is decorated in the center with a polychrome portrait of Hitler, surrounded by 3 gold bands.
'Running around the edge is "DU GABST DEM FUHRER DEIM JA" in block letters along the top and "nun steh zu deinem Wort!" along the bottom in Germanic script, translated roughly as "You gave yours to the Fuhrer, now stand by your word!".
'The rear of the plate is fitted with a hanging ring, and the plate itself is set into a glass covered black wood frame with red matting.'