VOTE for your favourite Bitterwallet magazine cover!

22 September 2011

Hello readers. A while ago, former Bitterwallet editor Paul Smith launched a competition on the site, asking for you to design a front cover for a fictional Bitterwallet magazine that he’d imagined inside his moon-shaped head. Shortly afterwards, he resigned from his post.

This left the running of the competition to yours truly. From the very beginning I regarded the whole thing as a ridiculous waste of everybody’s time and relegated it to the very bottom of my to-do list, just below ‘performing amateur surgery on my dog’s ingrowing toenail’.

Then the comments section of some of our stories began to fill up with disgruntled competition entrants who were wondering why the whole thing had been sidelined. This amused me, and I vowed to ignore their comments for as long as possible.

But I feel as though I have stretched your patience far enough, and now it is time for you, our dear readers, to vote for your favourite Bitterwallet magazine cover out of this lot. You’ve got until midnight tomorrow night (Friday) and the lucky winner will receive a £25 Amazon voucher. Any lip and I’ll hang on to that for as long as possible as well.

COVER A:

bitterwallet_magazine_competition_entry-gav989

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COVER B:

bw_mag


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COVER C:

bitter_wallet_MAG


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COVER D:

BW COVER cmcintosh


12 comments

  • Dick
    Why no option E, none of the above. Give the prizes to Mof?
  • The B.
    Did D have a pull out of Paul punching himself? I wanted to see that fight.
  • StuPid
    http:[email protected]/6172575192/in/photostream is my entry. Anybody else got any?
  • Ian
    Enough of this. What about the competition?!
  • Thus
    Seeing the standard of these "best" entries makes it quite apparent that your instinct to keep ignoring it was correct. One can only hope Paul Smith resigned in shame after realising that in launching such a pointless competition, he was taking bitterwallet hurtling towards an all-time low. And that's saying something.
  • PokeHerPete
    What the fuck is this? When are you going to show competition entris?
  • crap
    andy dawson is such a coooooooont
  • Tossers
    Where are the rest? tossers.
  • @pokeherpete
    THEY'LL POST THE REST WHEN THEY GET PICTURES OF YOU IN THE BUFF, WITH ALL YOUR (LITTLE) GLORY HANGING FROM A CEILING FAN. AND YES. IT WOULD TURN ME ON IMMENSELY IF YOU PAINTED UR NIPPLES BLUE.
  • Dick
    There aren't going to be any more entries posted, are there? These are the ones selected for votes. I'd still like a "give the prize to Mof" vote though.
  • wingZero21
    Come on it has to be Cover C.... most effort has been put in get voting C.. And before any one moans no I did not make Cover C :D... wingZero
  • akin
    Really? posting 4 out of atleast 6 that you previewed, plus theirs 2 extra's in there we havent seen.. tossers.

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