Viagra to shrink in price while members grow

21 June 2013

viagra Hey you! Don't buy any Viagra! The price is about to drop dramatically thanks to the UK patent for the drug, made by Pfizer, is up from today. That means there will be a host of cheaper options you can buy, which means Viagra should drop in price too.

Now Pfizer's patent protection is kaput, rivals can make their own versions under its original chemical name, sildenafil.

In advance, Pfizer have announced that they'll be launchin a cut-price UK version called Sildenafil Pfizer. The very good news is that the NHS will save a load of money on this.

Hopefully, this will mean an end to those odd, suggestive spam emails you get about cheap 'blue pills' to 'make her erupt like an oil rig'.

Now, we must apologise for the lack of penis puns in this article. So, here are some of the puns we probably should've used.

- Growth chart

- Stiff profits

- Shafted

- Sticky end

- Moist throbbing glans

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14 comments

  • Chewbacca
    Put me down for 5000 now! Gonna make me dead mums photo look like a plasters radio!!! Look at ma boaby!
  • Captain.Cretin
    Surprised you waited until she was dead.
  • Klingon
    None of the rest of us did
  • Captain.Cretin
    SHHH!!!!
  • Chewbie
    Flex wit da erb
  • Don D.
    So many characters on here! We should all meet up somewhere, for a pint or something - imagine the fun we'd have!
  • Mike O.
    If they don't call the new versions 'mycoxafloppin' they've missed a trick.
  • Chewbacca
    @Fake Chewbacca It's "plasterer's", not "plasters". For fuck sakes, you can't even pretend to be me without making a total fucking wank of yourself. It's not exactly hard, is it? You utter, utter, fucking moronic imbecile.
  • Chewbacca
    ...Unless, of course, you're under the impression that a sticking plaster can own a radio, in which case you really are a fucking spastic. I bet you say "draw" instead of "drawer" and "brought" instead of "bought" just like half a million other borderline abortion candidates that infest this country. Now, fuck off. You utter fucking moron.
  • Captain.Cretin
    LOL. A rant at Chewbie next????
  • Gof M.
    Absolute cretin. Going to 'Tescos' next I bet...
  • Chewbacca
    @Commander Moron What the fuck are you on about? Got your multis mixed up?
  • Chewbie
    Flexin wit da erb eh Moron?
  • digibanger
    mycoxafloppin ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Don - stop asking people to meet up, that's just creepy

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