Vaguely Consumer-ish News: Dog Drives Van Into Shop
Likewise, if we unearthed a story about a dog that had driven a van into a school, we’d turn our noses up at it, and rightly so – where exactly is the consumer angle? There isn’t one.
But a story about a dog that’s driven a van into a coffee shop? Hell, yeah – we’re all over that like a cheap suit on a monkey. If it’s a shop of some kind then it’s a consumer story, and that’s what we’re all about.
Somehow, Bentley shifted the gearstick and ploughed the vehicle straight through the shop window, guaranteeing himself 15 minutes of fame. He wasn’t seriously injured in the incident although someone said they’d heard him say he was feeling a bit ‘Ruff.’