Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a television!
You'll probably have to lose a bedroom to accomodate this beast, but kids like camping, right? It'll be an adventure for them. Especially in winter. Anyway, screw the kids. Which is going to bring you more joy in life? The sound of laughter throughout the house and unrequited love, or a sodding big telly that comes out the ceiling? You know I'm right, sweetcheeks.
It's a 103 inch HD plasma television, it weighs 500lbs, it's available from US company Media Motion and I'll swap you both kidneys and my entire spine for one, thank you very much indeed.