Tom Thumb's laptop on sale, can only be operated by ants
Seriously, what's the point in a laptop with a 5.6 inch screen? Surely you'll be condemned to a fate similar to Donald Pleasence's character in The Great Escape (the part where he went blind, not the part where he was shot dead, obviously):
Yes, that's a touchscreen, but it's so small you still need a stylus to operate it. It's a Fujitsu U820 UMPC and at $999 costs the same as a MacBook in the states. On the plus side, there's now no excuse for being washed up on a desert island and not having a gift for the King of Lilliput.