"Told You It Was Four Inches"
Now, Condometric might have hit upon something (they haven’t). Their new range of gentlemen’s rubber goods feature a member-measuring facility so that you can hopefully decide once and for all whether size does really matter.
They come in both centimetres and inches, in case you’re an old-school Imperial fuddy-duddy (Heh, we said ‘come in’). As the manufacturers say on their website, if you don’t like it, don’t look. Or, as we say, don’t bother.