Thought onesies were irritating? How about a 'twinsie'?
Adult humans waddling around in oversized romper suits is galling enough, especially when you see them down the shops or on nights out in their onesies. However, some company has decided to take the popular clothing into the realms of parody with The Twinsie.
It has three legs, four arms, two hoods and it'll cost you £50. You can get it in light grey, navy blue and aubergine and in the blink of an eye, you'll go from being a perfectly decent person, to someone who is the romantic equivalent of a conjoined twin.
This would be a perfect gift for that couple you know who can't possibly do anything without each other - the kind of couple that already have matching walking jackets and finish each other's sentences. Perhaps you should buy an irritating couple a Twinsie, force them to wear it and make it easier for everyone to assault them?
Colin Leggatt, marketing director of The Original Factory Shop, said: "The Twinsie offers a practical but fun solution for those wanting to stay warm this winter without running up costly energy bills. And what a fantastic Christmas present for the person in your life, or even the person you’d like to get closest to!"
If you're the kind of sap who would like one of these, click here to buy one.