The XBox Kinect is a great way to connect an elbow to a face

10 November 2010

The Xbox Kinect hit the UK this morning, and already there are thousands of people looking like utter tits in the comfort of their own living rooms. Coincidentally, admissions into casualty departments are already soaring to new heights due to gameplay-related injuries.

Actually they're not, at least not as far as we know - but remember all those bullshit stories about how the Nintendo Wii caused broken bones / RSI / cancer? Expect the Kinect to get dragged through the media mud in much the same way, especially if more videos like this surface:


  • Paul C.
    What's the problem? You get to beat up kids. Winner. 5000pts.
  • kv
    is the looking like a muppet a requirement for playing it?
  • PaulH
    POW! Right in the kisser!
  • JohnM
    POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser! POW! Right in the kisser!
  • Peter G.
    This made me LOL and PMSL
  • akiss
    Wasn't gonna buy one anyway.
  • FFS
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Smash your young son in the face with your elbow - 50GS
  • Franck D.
    OMG! TURD!
  • Nobby
    That was 20 seconds too long.
  • sed
    Got mine tody amazing good fun.
  • Sed s.
    # Posted by sed | November 10th, 2010 at 10:38 pm Got mine tody amazing good fun. How about you buy a dictionary instead - what is amazing good fun - is it like good fun only so f^cking good you cant comprehend just how good it is - like when you have your first sexual experience in a few years
  • Shooter M.
    @Sed should go back to school: "amazing good fun" is fun so amazing and good if feels like POW! Right in the kisser! without the pain
  • bored
    The woman screaming at the end because poor little Benjy bought it is just soooooo annoying! Shite clip too!
  • kinect a.
    I've to admit, I've been a huge Undertaking Natal/Kinect sceptic ever because it was announced with that sham Milo walkthrough and an awful lot of hyperbole. I have been making an attempt to keep an open thoughts however the various rumours that have circulated about house, lighting and multiplayer points have been a cause for concern. The advertising and marketing resolution that Microsoft took to place this within the arms of mainstream journalists and celebrities moderately than anyone who actually has expertise and expertise writing about gaming was extraordinarily worrying.
  • Kevin
    Seen the advert? They all have MASSIVE living rooms. Utter bullshit.

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