The Three Keyboard Cat Moon t-shirt - the t-shirt of the Gods?
And so the endless dance of the deities continues. First we brought you news of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, the wearing of which could channel cosmic harmony through your soul. At least, that's what many of the 1,300 reviews on Amazon suggested. Then the world shunned the wolf, and welcomed the hippopoticorn, a sadly extinct beast that was said to spin the finest yarn from rainbows.
Yet the fast-paced world we dwell within is constantly seeking new, more powerful entities, the likes of which may deliver blessed relief upon the depravity of mankind. So thank God Almighty for the Three Keyboard Cat Moon t-shirt:
We think you'll agree, it's a truly divine article, the likes of which can't possibly be topped. Although if you're willing to have a crack on Photoshop and post a link in the comments below, we'll possibly consider a prize of some sorts.