The Sweet Stink Of Success - Men's Sweat And Jockstraps
Just when you thought that nothing could be worse than a male fragrance that smells of barbecued meat…
Now the makers of Football Manager 2009 have jumped on the burgeoning ‘disgusting body spray’ bandwagon by bottling the smell of a football team’s dressing room. Sweat, snot, Deep Heat and jockstraps will be among the ingredients of the optimistically-named ‘Scent Of Success’
Sports Interactive, who make the game, claim that the fragrance has been harvested from the changing rooms of a host of successful teams. The idea seems to be that bedroom bosses will apply the odour while they’re playing FM2009, to give added authentic feel.
The scent will be given away with future copies of the game. Still, it sounds infinitely more pleasant than a bottle of Jade Goody’s whiff-juice.